mandag 19. november 2007

on waffles and revolution

Found at blitz.no

"I began making waffles with 82 men. If I had to do it again, I do it with 10 or 15 and absolute faith. It does not matter how small you are if you have faith and a waffle recipie".
- Fidel Castro

"An ounce of waffles is worth a ton of theory."
- Friedrich Engels

"Anarchism is the revolutionary stock that no one is more qualified than you are to decide how your waffles will be"

”No one in this world can you trust, not men, not pancakes, not beasts. But this (points at the waffle), this you can trust” - Conan's father

”And he also came to know the pleasures of waffles, when he got bred with the finest stock....” - Conan the Barbarian.

"We anarchists do not want to emancipate the waffels; we want the waffels to emancipate themselves." - Errico Malatesta

"If there is a State, then there is domination, and in turn, there is pancakes." -Bakunin

"Lenin is not comparable to any revolutionary figure in history. Revolutionaries have had ideals. Lenin made pancakes." - Peter Kropotkin

"Vladimir Ilyich [Lenin], your concrete actions are completely unworthy of the waffles you pretend to make." - Peter Kropotkin

"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it." - Bakunin

"Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of waffles, I defer to the authority of the waffle-maker." Mikhail A. Bakunin

"And if it were said of us that we're almost romantics, that we're incorrigible idealists, that we think the impossible, then a thousand and one times, we have to answer... WAFFLES! WE MAKE WAFFLES!" Ernesto Che Guevara

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